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tastefullyoffensive:
“by Jim Benton
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What is the most stereotypical thing you do as a gay????? I wear nail polish.

cumnog:

I have sex with men

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tastefullyoffensive:
“(via turntfortom)
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  • alien: hello i come in peace
  • me: bro wtf an alien
  • alien: yeah totally
  • me: dude that is awesome how can i totally be of assistance
  • alien: take me to your lizards
  • me:
  • me: bro did u mean leader
  • alien: *hands me a satellite image of a t rex* nah bro take me to your lizards
  • me: bro...... you just.... im sorry bro....you just missed um man........ u just barely missed them

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