I have sex with men
- alien: hello i come in peace
- me: bro wtf an alien
- alien: yeah totally
- me: dude that is awesome how can i totally be of assistance
- alien: take me to your lizards
- me:
- me: bro did u mean leader
- alien: *hands me a satellite image of a t rex* nah bro take me to your lizards
- me: bro...... you just.... im sorry bro....you just missed um man........ u just barely missed them




